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    October 12

    馒头里的大粪含量多少才不超标?

        某市惊现掺大粪馒头,儿童吃后恶心呕吐泻肚甚至死亡,该市一良心记者发现后予以曝光,揭露很多居民长期以来吃的是掺有大粪的面粉蒸出来的馒头,顿时全市上下陷入惊恐。好在政府及时出面安抚局面,并承诺市属各大医院肠道门诊免费为市民普查肠道疾病,一时间医院人满为患。
        原来该市质量监督部门规定每个馒头重量不得低于250克,并随时抽检,一些不法商贩为了争夺市场份额降低馒头成本,在面粉中掺入已经被消化过的“面粉”——大粪,来应对检查。开始是少数黑心商贩偷偷地少量掺粪,后来逐渐演化成行业潜规则,而且越加越多,著名的“三香”牌馒头经检验一个馒头里竟含半坨屎,终于酿了成重大食品安全事故。屎馒头曝光后商贩声称大粪是面粉加工厂添进去的,面粉加工厂说是农民在地里就把屎屙在小麦身上了,农民说是小麦喜欢屎。警察只好抓几个农夫交差。更多的商贩埋怨“三香”馒头老板太黑心,“大家都是往面粉里掺屎,你竟然是往屎堆里掺面!”
        为了挽救该市的馒头产业,政府请有关专家出面喊话。专家经过仔细研究馒头里平均大粪含量和菌落总数,告诉市民按照现在馒头里的含屎量,成年人一天吃20个馒头才可能对身体造成伤害,否则可以自行消化吸收,大家不必惊慌。政府同时也告知市民,从13月32号起出锅的馒头,经检验均不含大粪。市长也在闹市区公开吃馒头,一场食品安全危机渐渐化解。
        风波过后,该市出台馒头新标准,规定每100斤面粉里含屎量不准超过一坨。

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